{"product_id":"christmas-cannon","title":"Christmas Cannon","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eChristmas Cannon\u003c\/strong\u003e is a heavy-duty mortar tube bottle opener that turns every beer into a celebration. Drop any standard 12oz longneck bottle into the tube, push down, and watch the cap launch — hands-free, every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDecked out in full Santa mode with a red velvet finish, white fur trim, candy cane striped bipod, gold belt buckle, and a gift box base — this isn't just a bottle opener, it's the centerpiece of your holiday bar setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow It Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrop a standard 12oz longneck bottle into the mortar tube\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePush down on the bottle — the internal mechanism catches and pops the cap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCap launches out with a satisfying pop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You Get\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Christmas Cannon mortar tube bottle opener\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits standard 12oz \/ 330ml longneck bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavy-duty 3D-printed construction — built to last through every holiday party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoubles as desk decor, bar display, or conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeight: ~10 inches (25cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits: Standard 12oz \/ 330ml longneck beer bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Heavy-duty 3D-printed PLA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: Solid and stable — won't tip on your counter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎄 PRE-ORDER NOW — Ships in 6-8 weeks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping on all orders.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll sales final.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #999;\"\u003eProduct images are AI-generated representations and may not reflect the exact appearance of the final product. Slight variations in color, detail, and finish are normal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Christmas Cannon","offers":[{"title":"Santa's Workshop","offer_id":46240796311637,"sku":"CC-SANTA-001","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Arctic Command","offer_id":46241196900437,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Nutcracker Regiment","offer_id":46241196933205,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0724\/7698\/3381\/files\/hero_v1.jpg?v=1790582062","url":"https:\/\/christmascannon.com\/products\/christmas-cannon","provider":"Christmas Cannon","version":"1.0","type":"link"}